TWO NOBODIES WITH A DREAM.
ONE POP STAR WITH A PHONE.
THIS IS THEIR CALLING.
A Commercial Jingle for Regina Comet - a new musical hit in the making
STARRING
Photograph of Bryonha Marie Parham
Bryonha Marie Parham
Photograph of Ben Fankhauser
Ben Fankhauser
Photograph of Alex Wyse
Alex Wyse
Book, music and lyrics by
Alex Wyse & Ben Fankhauser
Directed by
Marshall Pailet
Two nobodies dream of writing one hit song for everybody,

but their day job composing jingles for commercials isn’t the big break they hoped. That is, until they’re plucked from obscurity by a world-famous pop star named Regina Comet (if destiny had a child, it would be her) and she wants them to create an anthem for her supernova pipes…and her new perfume. They’re so close to the big-time they can smell it, but following your passion doesn’t always lead where you expect. Making a hit song can be a shitshow.

A COMMERCIAL JINGLE FOR REGINA COMET is everything you want the first new musical premiering in NYC to be: whip-smart and stupid funny, packed with songs as catchy as a jingle, and only 80 minutes (half a Wicked) long. Don’t miss this hit in the making that’s for anyone who has a dream and isn’t ashamed it’s unrealistic.

LISTEN TO A FUTURE HIT FROM THE SHOW – “ONE HIT SONG”

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